Kapoo (Thai slang from กระปู๋) is the local, no-frills end of erotic massage — the authentic นวดกระปู๋ spots Thais use, plain shopfronts rather than tourist oil parlors. In Pattaya it overlaps heavily with the cheap happy-ending shops around Soi Buakhao, Pattaya Klang and the Beach Road sois.
It's the value end — figure 800~2,000฿ depending on shop and extras, generally cheaper than Bangkok and plenty foreigner-friendly. They advertise in Thai as นวดกระปู๋, นวดพริตตี้ or นวดเซ็กซี่; add-ons like สองสาว 4 มือ (two girls, four hands), จากุซซี่ and ฟูลเซอร์วิส sit on a board inside. Agree the extra up front.
Walk-in and regulars drive it, daytime into evening, no fishbowl. The 5 shops below are live-ranked by 7-day visitor traffic and recent reviews. Updated daily.